This is a video of a pitch from season 8 episode 23 of Shark Tank in which inventors Billy Thompson and Randy Choi try to sell the sharks on a sweat-proof t-shirt for working out, but with all the dialogue removed by Youtuber No Dialogue (everybody needs a hobby) so it’s just awkward reactions (I know all those looks all too well). The sharks don’t seem too impressed (sharks don’t sweat anyways, silly!), but I personally really could use a sweat-proof shirt because I sweat like — what’s the expression? “The fat turd that you are.” I’m lucky I’m going to see my therapist this afternoon.
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Thanks to hairless, who may or may not be the shark sitting next to Mark Cuban.